an auto biography by simon tyszko, described in 800 iconic and randomly contextualised words and phrases
(this version was originally made in 1997 an updated version is in the post)


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che guvarra, Apollo 11, quentin crisp, the bauhaus, miles davis, tin tin, the independent, brian eno, david baily, rome, airplanes, sergeant bilko, frieze, marilyn monroe, silk cut, tom tom club, late nights, the blues, the queen mother, the no.22, skoda, the groucho club, jean baudrillard, busty morgan, allistair little, the face, shoom, sexuality, fear, coma, gilbert & george, jackanory, mishima, tampo po, levi strauss, nietzsche, albert einstein, doris stokes, marcel duchamp, glass, steel, blue, helvetica, speed, laughter, game, complexity, micro electronics, daz, proust, bar italia, berlin, bob marley, fireworks, hope, glory, sensuality, aesthetic, diorama, pulse, voodoo, the clash, joy, water, fire, air, consumption, frenzy, mouse, man, questions, answers, fix, jam, contours, ecstasy, visions, vulgar, carry on cleo, pornography, fast lane, sub cutaneous, demography, photography, jean paul sartre, jean paul belmondo, crisis, war, urban terror, sid vicious, the hydrogen bomb, addictions, recovery, context, intent, despair, hope, glory, yen, dollar, snow, men, concept, respect, signs, compound interest, murder, freedom, real, nouvelle, beast, rare, rape, rage, ravage, blitz, bust, broke, topography, holistic, sarcastic, ironic, ionic, ionosphere, ozone, save, me me me, philip glass, trauma, celestial, intestinal, world war, wim wenders, nastassia kinski, president kennedy, brookside, won ton soup, soho, holocaust, bjork, intercourse, auto felate, freud, freds, 808, bbc, nbc, aa, dr robert, strawberry fields, chemical, infestation, destroy, westwood, catwalk, marathon man, ac milan, oh ah cantona, pablo picasso, jean luc picard, famine, tribal, trial, trail, trill, compose, condemn, condom, concert, conquest, readers wives, jeff koons, chiciollina, paris, hendrix, the sixties, rockers, spiral tribe, ethical, dilemmas, conspiracy, richard nixon, ho chi minh, little red book, antenna, voyeurism, prostitution, crack, solution, pollution, semiotics, adolf hitler, beavis & butt head, conran shop, biafra, incest, invest, will self, passagen werk, marquis de sade, i.b.m, i.c.b.m, dogma, doggy style, thunderbirds are go, dope, golden showers, molieire, jackson pollock, bob kingdom, walt disney, keith harring, sid james, frankenstein, barbara windsor, bruce lee, little timmy, morphine, jesus christ, nazi beast, nasa, far left, far right, far out, mars bars, marianne faithfull, cheech & chong, char sui, siouxi sioux, sidharttha, bruce mclane, dr bob, benzedrine, clean, serene, apotheosis, dial m, dream, cream, mark rothko, boy george, new york new york, man ray, oz, bondage, silence, felinni, fidel castro, bridget reily, marcus garvey, lau tszu, holy bible, ejaculation, dedication, celebration, sub dom, i.d, alchemy, manipulation, peroxide blonde, vice squad, terror, pan am, fist fuck, flesh, tao, toe, message, signals, signs, sighs, size, contextualized, video nation, priapism, gender, semantics, fever, strategy, stigmata, hyperbole, valium, vogue, fetish, fiction, friction, meditation, medication, masturbation, avant guard, jaguar, design, woody alan, expressionism, onanism, bertold brecht, semtex, news of the world, climax, kiss kiss, suck, blow, a.i.d.s, simplex virus, crack pipe, fear & loathing, wolf, solzhenitsyn, the beatles, tuinal, ch4-no3, truck drivers, national front, national theater, god, mickey mouse, grace kelly, jelly belly, nelson mandella, richard hamilton, holstein pils, heaven, gay times, wife, the exorcist, neon, stolynichaya, noddy, cindy sherman, venus, elvis, kilogram, toxic, video, the police, reichstagg, good blag, network, illegal activity, sedition, james bond, jaguar, love, ram raid, ram disc, woodstock, pierdot, saline drip, cathode ray, mountain bike, john cleese, molotov, treasure island, rupert bear, fraud squad, glitz, moist, janis joplin, pathology, purple pyramids, warhol, culture, transendance, orange, umberto eco, bodies, flesh, fiction, lucky strike, prince, apple mac, pheromones, viz, i.r.a, device, two grams, pain, floppy disc, gravity, methane, eau shit, frenzy, le corbusier, blitz, sacrosanct, sacred heart, cadbury's flake, acrylic, colour, work out, titanic, concord, paris, buddha hat, serpentine, sony walkman, bart simpson, hell, o.j simpson, chrysler corp', pooh bear, lao tszu, news of the world, news at ten, spitfire, satire, monopoly, monotony, monogamy, nine to five, nine out of ten, one in five, six of the best, chianti, camere rouge, pol pot, hot shot, port au prince, corruption, destruction, interruption, advice, polanski, acid burns, violence, moon child, strontium 90, joe 90, bifurcation, sanitation, bienalle, let's go, hey ho, joey ramone, stinger, arthur daley, jim jones, gratuitous violence, gratuitous sex, gratuitous art, personal vibrator, climax, submarine, substandard, substantial, injunction, libelous, scandal, vandal, comrade, stalin, flesh eating zombies, troilismm, seventeen, marvin gaye, adolf hitler, acid, incest, reefer madness, tri silicone, surgery, colony club, fiend, 192, filofax, floppy disc, patric walker, zebedee, morcam & wise, No.6, raquel welsh, john gielgud, dental floss, wimpy burger, yamaha, cock, magnum, syringe, morphine, lice, high, low, trigger happy, epilepsy, convulse, conform, convince, conviction, contrive, contain, control, conception, convection, contraception, injection, inception, intention, invention, pretension, prevention, attention, assertion, hate, white, black, old, young, spit, spite, spit, sperm, spend, spent, sartorial, minutely, masturbate, meditate, copulate, come, fairy lights, plaster cast, fast blast, last chance, echo beach, omega, intensive care, fag hag, vice, nice, entice, suicidal, psychotropic, endomorphic, flagellate, implicate, penetrate, lacerate, drip, drop, crew, dance, alcoholic, touch, drive, slip, slacker, liquid, please please, Dallas, telephone, madness, script, catatonic, electronic, mesmerize, good shag, heroin, Hi 8, angels, molotov, sceptic, neutron, nervous, quantum, potassium, pentothol, harmony, suck, scan, host, morality, fluid exchange, chainsaw, linguistics, oxygen, chestnuts, magnetic, messiah, chroma, radium, dread, chemical, mischief, opium, fantasy, radioactive, psychoactive, phonetic, sod, star, correction, replicate, imitate, possess, divine, dream, tai-chi chôuan, orgasm, razzle dazzle, pink gin, drug deal, car crash, white trash, big splash, hard core, too poor, $$$$$, poison pen, casting couch, where it's @, absolute babes, betty ford, ?, 731 8494, intensive care, sterilize, harmonize, platonic, lover, medicate, hippy, overdose, peachy, plastic, elastic, metaphor, asphyxia, prescribe,describe, magnetism, exotica, entropic, holiday, tyszko, 1959, fab fab fab, classic, hijack, amyl nitrate, club culture, bpm, jungle, numeric, berlin, london town, sympathy, chelsea, busted, focal length, symphony, ha ha ha, bag, chanel, antaeus, proximity, intuition, soul boy, toy boy, i love you, indian brave, serious weight, 12 steps, texas cowboys, sad loss, reflection, perfection, an intimacy, bleeding heart, apples & pears, consecrate, electric shock, ultramarine, issues, postmodern, zeiteist, zero, hero, volatile, anaesthetic, ether, organic, satanic, android, inception, abortion, prada, hacienda, intoxicate, lost in space, prussic acid, psycho ranger, dimethyltriptamine, 1967, specious, spectrum, hallucinate, super model,savage, system, philosophy, obscene, viral, phosgene, humiliate, contaminate, exterminate, banal, seduction, hysteria, logic, substitution